The Popular Alliance has to ask, which turkeys are running the country? Is it Bernard Mathews foul feathered friends or is it Blair’s foul incompetent friends. 

It turns out that neither are running the country, the top turkey in this sad affair is the corrupt, misguided and mismanaged EU.

It appears the UK government allowed turkey meat from an area of Hungary affected by bird flu to be imported by Bernard Matthews despite knowing that the area was the source of the British outbreak.

According to a report, a consignment of 20 tonnes of turkey was imported last Tuesday from a slaughterhouse in Hungary, three days after the avian flu was confirmed at the Bernard Matthews plant in Suffolk and government inspectors knew the meat was being imported but did nothing to halt it, according to the report.

The Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (Defra) has admitted it had the power to halt such imports but did not use it for fear of retaliation from other EU countries. 

They claimed they would fall “foul” of the EU free trade agreements and would be breaking the law, so therefore decided to put the whole nation at very serious risk.

But the Popular Alliance has to ask this very simple question to the government, How is it, that when a cow even sneezes in one of our farms, the French blockade our beef, the Germans go on the offensive and proclaim Britain is a CJD breeding ground, and then proceed to lock their doors to any UK livestock and meat imports within minutes of reading a rumour in one of their news rags.

Not only do they shut up shop and cost the UK billions in lost “free trade” they keep it locked for months if not years.

But, then again, they are not as stupid as our “headless political chickens”, they see a opportunity to freeze the UK out and generate vast revenue from their own home markets.

It would appear our government never learns, it opens its doors to every criminal, drug dealer, troublemaker and scrounger, and the EU love it, they can offload their rubbish into the UK and say its “free movement” , and now, they have gone one better, they can now offload their diseases into the UK and say it’s “free trade”, and it all makes perfect economic sense to them.

Why not give the UK taxpayer the joy of paying for the clean up, give the idiots running the place a nice big financial bill, and let’s cripple their business at the same time.

But it is so easy, when you have turkeys like Miliband, Reid, Prescott, Hewitt, Hutton, Jowell, Blears, Brown and Blair pecking away at the countries security and gobbling up your hard earned cash to pay for their mismanagement.

And if you think the cannabis conservative Cameron will be any better, then think again, no wonder happy hippy Cameron wanted hug a hoodie…….”hey those EU dudes are cool man, let them run the place, someone roll me another spliff yeh,”

Perhaps they are all at it, smoking the weed, it would not surprise us with some of the weird and wonderful policies the government and opposition are coming out with.

A spokesman for the Popular Alliance said "we must stop these “foul” ideas, stop this highly dangerous Euro interference, let’s govern ourselves, and when we need to, ban infectious diseases and control our own borders, read our Europe policy and see if you agree with us".